How I know I'm an Alcoholic

Just take this Alcohol Test. I did pretty well... at least on the beer portion, and hence a 123% proof score - a Bourbon. The details of my results are below. How did you do?

Haha... I always knew I was a beer drinker.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 42% on proof You scored higher than 97% on beer index You scored higher than 87% on wine index You scored higher than 87% on liquor index