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Monday, May 16, 2005

Cocked Up News from Around the World

For your bemusement.

In Thailand, doctors are warning teenages against injecting olive oil, paraffin or lubricant into their penises to make them seem bigger.

In Zanzibar, villages are kept awake at night in fear of a ass-f*cking gremlin. It attacks both men and women, and doesn't mind doing oral either.
Posted by Rambling Alcoholic at 1:24 pm
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