Monday, May 09, 2005

Breaking News!

From the newsroom:

Crawford, Texas (not AP) -

A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept.

Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the President was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Hehe he colours his book in his bathroom?

JD said...

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.....