Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Proof that my Office is Killing Me

Excerpts from notes actually circulated in the office. Names have been changed but content is as received.

From Coordinator to Boss:

"AB Engineering Lucy called today. She mentioned that not required this slot any more due to tide schedule for the Directors"

(I think they are going on a cruise or something... Not!)

Regarding lunch with clients:

"I have proposed some names for you to choose but none of them for lunch on this week and next week. Please provide name to arrange for your lunch."

(I think my Boss is secretly cannibal)

Kill me now.

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