Office Vultures – a species related to the leech. Part mammalian, part slimy creature.
Habitat, lives in offices around the world and may usually be found lurking around pantries.
Distinguishing characteristcs – appearing whenever someone buys food for the office to share during lunch / tea break. This is usually followed by shamelessly snacking on food that he had no part off, and usually with poor hygiene.
Similar freeloading characteristics may be found in other expects of his work.
Grr....
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