Thursday, September 21, 2006

Lawyer Jokes

10 things that sound dirty in a law firm / court room but aren't:

1. Have you looked through her briefs?

2. He is a hard one, judge.

3. Counselor, lets do it in the chambers.

4. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

5. Is it a penal offense?

6. Better leave the handcuffs on.

7. $200 an hour?!! She'd better be damn good.

8. Can you get him to drop his suit?

9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

10. Do you think you can get me off?

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