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There was a post here about sexually frustrated super heros.
It was inspired by the summer blockbusters, the Hulk and Hancock. In the film, Bruce Banner tries to get frisky with Liv Tyler (yummy!) but has to stop cos he as his heart rate accelerated, he began to turn green. Hancock in the film had to pull out at the last moment cos his shots came out at such a velocity that it blew holes in the ceiling.
The article got me thinking. Which super heroes would not be able to have sex (due to the lack of equipment or otherwise) / which ones would have kinky sex / and which ones would it be just wrong to do it with?
My list as follows:
Unable
The Thing – lack of equipment, or it would be just wrong, cos his “thing” should be made of rock. But then again, it would be “rock-hard”. Ok, puns should stop.
Rouge – cos she would literally, suck the life outta ya.
Superman – would he be the equivalent to Hancock? Might just blow your mind when he comes. Hurhur…
Kinky
Jean Grey / Prof Xavier – Psychokinesis. Kinky. ‘nuff said. =)
Mr Fantastic – ability to expand body parts at will? Hurhur.
Spiderman – he can do it on walls and other horizontal positions, and make a swing using his web. =P
Wrong
The Beast / Nightcrawler – they have fur. Err… beastality is a bit wrong, no?
The list is not exhaustive. And I have not included Super villains like the Abomination (ew…), Rhino (polymer covered) and Omega Red (metal covered), Sandman (like Mr Fantastic. Who else do you think we could add to the list?
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