Friday, February 29, 2008

Does Your Dick Meet Your Assh*le?

Little Harry’s grandpa one day decided to take him on a fishing trip.

When they were out in the boat his grandpa took out a cigerette and little Harry asked, “Grandpa can I take a puff of your cigerette?”

Grandpa answered, “Well, Harry does your dick meet your asshole?”

Harry replied, “Well, no.”

Grandpa confirmed, “Then you ain’t getting a puff of this cigerette.”

After his grandpa was done with the cigerette, he took out a bottle of beer and Harry asked, “Grandpa can I have a sip of your beer?”

Again grandpa answered, “Nope not unless your dick meets your asshole.”

Little Harry was getting irritated, so he pulled out a bag of cookies.

Grandpa requested, “Hey Harry can I have a cookie?”

Harry asked, “Does your dick meet your asshole?”

Grandpa replied. “Well as a matter of fact it does.”

Harry said,

“Well you can go screw yourself because grandma made me these cookies.”

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