A wealthy benefactor to a hospital was given a tour of the wards one day.
She was led to one ward where there was a patient, feverishly masturbating. “Oh my gosh!”, what is he doing? The doctor explained, “ Oh, he has a condition where his testicles rapidly fill up with semen. If he does not do that 5 times a day, they will explode and he will die.”
“Oh.” She said and walked on.
She was led to another room and there was this nurse going down on a patient. “Now how do you justify that?” she exclaimed?
“Same condition, better health plan.” replied the doctor.
Moral of the Story: Go buy health insurance. =)
She was led to one ward where there was a patient, feverishly masturbating. “Oh my gosh!”, what is he doing? The doctor explained, “ Oh, he has a condition where his testicles rapidly fill up with semen. If he does not do that 5 times a day, they will explode and he will die.”
“Oh.” She said and walked on.
She was led to another room and there was this nurse going down on a patient. “Now how do you justify that?” she exclaimed?
“Same condition, better health plan.” replied the doctor.
Moral of the Story: Go buy health insurance. =)
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