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It was Min's birthday last Friday. And guess what. I leaned on her marble table and broke it. It came crashing down on to the floor, BANG, CRASH! There was a stony silence from the crowd as everyone gawked. Sheesh. I'm terribly sorry Min. Time for me to go on a diet. Sigh... Haha.

Update: Someone broke the toilet seat in the Executive toilet on my floor today. It wasn't me! - I swear! Wonder what he/she was doing on the seat to make it break... hur hur...