Hoo-ray!

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Worrying

Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male

Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Paris Hilton, looking pornographic as usual.

Thoughts

1. Fight by the sword, die by the sword.

2. 28 and thick in the head.

3. In-tray is overflowing.

4. Have to work on Sat. Hates it!

5. Peak hour driving is still mad.

6. Its only 11 am, why am I so hungry?

7. Buffet dinner tonight. Am so going to be a pig.

8. Divorce, might be for the better.

9. More...

Miss Scarlett

A Brand New Day

1. Feeling shite loads better...

2. Parents are in China celebrating their Anniversary

3. Peak hour driving is scary

4. A conversation about a vibrating toothbrush

5. Deciding where to eat tomorrow night

6. X3?

7. More babysitting

8. More... its only thursday.

SIck

Ate something that did not agree with me. I feel sick.

In a bad / emo mood.

Grr...

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum, supermodel mom.

Tian Xin, Taiwanese Supermodel.

Don't Tramautise your Children

Think your English name is nice? Think again....

Anne Chang (Mandarin)- Dirty

Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng (Mandarin) - Buttock

Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Tng (Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before

Work, Work and More Work

So, my colleagues are quitting the company, guess who is taking over their jobs?

Hence the title.

I am beginning to think work has a diminishing effect on productivity. The more work one gets in his in-tray, the less gets done.

Might be linked to morale too.

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Ever wonder why successful writers of investment books are never super-rich?

Something is seriously wrong here.

It izz apparent zat not all french women are hairy, smelly apez. Thiz iz a good way to start ze Mondayz. Audrey Tautou from ze Davinci Code.

Hot.

He Must Die

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Keeley Hazell, another page 3 girl. Go google.

Lucy Pinder, Page 3 girl

Man Date

This is what they needed a mandate for.

1. So that they can charge 2 senior ex-MPs and claim that they don't make honest mistakes in choosing their candidates.

2. So that they can raise Public Transport Fares again.

3. So that they can put political broadcasts on their website but others cannot.

4. More to come.

B-Z

More responsibilities landed in my lap yesterday.

Babysitting 3 new boys in the company.

My own already heavy workload.

Better give me a raise... grr...

Sorry for not posting text. Till then, please be satisfied with pictures of pretty women courtesy of Beer.com. The pictures keep me sane.

Please check back on me to see whether I'm still alive.

Ala Sesame Street... Today's sanity at work was brought to you by the lovely picture of Eva Longoria... I hate Mondays. =(