1. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
2. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a gal?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
4. Virginity is not dignity. It's lack of opportunity.
5. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
6. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
7. There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
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