World's Greatest Engine

Scientist have concluded that the GREATEST engine in the world is the vagina, because

It can be started with only one finger

Its self lubricating

Easily stretches to fit one piston of most sizes

Self change of oil every 4 weeks

Only downfall is that the management system is so damn temperamental!

Friday...

Don't forget to stop by your local store to pick up something for the weekend!

Bruno

And so we watched Bruno... it was a barrel of laughs but not of the good kind. Its cringe-a-minute, in your face disgusting, omg I want to punch him in the face kind of funny.

Quite different from Borat and Ali G i hear. Especially since Bruno's such a disgusting person, having him pull his stunts on unsuspecting people make you want to hate him.

But Sasha Baron Cohen is a genius. If you do watch him, watch the part where he traps parents in an interview for them to use their children as models. Its saddening to watch.

Elves

My colleague suggested we all wear green today, since there is a company BBQ tonight.

Now the whole Finance & Admin department looks like its being run by elves!

Sigh...

Design Fail!

Its Friday!

Its Friday! Have a good weekend! It looks like its going to be an active weekend for me!

This Cannot Be Explained

*Men's Pearls of Wisdom*

· *1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big penis or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.*

· *2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.*

· *3. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'*

· *4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.*

· *5. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.*

· *6. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.*

· *7. Virginity can be cured.*

· *8. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.*

· *9. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.*

· *10. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

· *11.Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.*

· *12. Q: What's an Australian kiss? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.*

· *13. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......*

· *14. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man*s life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.*

· *15. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.*

· *16. Despite the old saying, ' Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!*

Soft Legs Road

Facepalm

Wouldn't You Like to Know?

It would take 21 bottles of Hoegaarden to kill me

Created by Bar Stools

LWE

had a good LWE of exercise, alcohol and good company.

am happy.

Public Service Announcement

Please don't forget to eat breakfast over this National Day LWE! =)

Funny

Mid-week Funny

$ing Dollar

I caught the musical $ing Dollar last evening @ the Esplanade.

With a stellar cast including The Dim Sum trio, Kumar, Hossan, Sebastian, Kay Sui, Najip, you know its going to be a barrel of laughs.

And it was!

The theatrical direction was excellent - and it was helped by an amazing set on stage. The set is comparable to any Broadway / West End show you see in the Esplanade. You know this is not a half-past six show when you see the effort put behind the set.

The music was well composed, and you can just hear cultural influences in different pieces. You see, there is a Malay, an Indian, Chinese person... and each character sings a solo. So u can hear the cultural influences in those songs.

I take my hats off to the writers. They must have re-wrote major parts of the script to incorporate recent events like MJ's demise.

Kudos to Dream Academy. Its so good, I want to watch it again!