One good angle. Hur hur.

CAKE!!!

Wonky

My office internet connection is wonky. The wireless keeps connecting and disconnecting.

I must be radiating bad vibes.

Hur hur.

The Monster in Me

I spent much effort controlling this monster in me. But recent events seem to tell me that I need to unleash it on the world.

I hate to think what it might make me become in the end. A cynic? Someone who has lost faith in good faith and humanity?

It has gurgled and threatened to burst forth before. But the pushing of the buttons this week is more frightening and urgent than before.

Why world, why?

I really don't want to be cynical. I want to enjoy the colours of flowers, not to be suspicious of people when they are nice to me, not to think about how i can get a pound of flesh from them... etc. But is the working world a place where the Hulk has to rule? Eat or be eaten? Kill or be killed? Be nice at your own peril?

This really bugs me.

Its Gonna Blow!

This is not good. I'm reaching my limit of patience. I am going to blow soon. Krakatoa is going to be a fart compared to what this is going to be. =(

Thoughts

Its been a long week, and its only Tuesday afternoon.

Office politics, boss being a doofus, and time contraints....

Its times like these, I wonder,

"Does one need to be an asshole to get ahead in life?"

For a Special Friend...

Classic Monroe

Kelly Brook...

Size does matter! Biggest muthaforking Smart Four-Two I've ever seen! Haha... Must be an american.

Friendship

Some poignant thoughts on friendship...

1) Momentum - once lost, its hard to get back. Let it go and hope it comes back, forget the friendship ever existed or don't lose it in the first place.

2) What if you've known this person your whole life, almost literally grown up with him. One day, you've come to realise that you might not like certain parts of his character. What do you do? Leave him? Or just ignore it, and look at the parts that you like?

Hmm...

Drunken Madness

This is why you need good friends who will watch out for you, just in case you do something really stupid like this guy did when you are drunk!

Haha...

Anagram Site

Courtesy of J

What is the anagram of your name? Check it out here!

The funniest (thats sad I know) one of mine is - No Darn Bong!

Whats yours? Post your full name and the anagram in the comments section!

Pushing it aren't we? So everyone (up to 95% of the human population) take lives ever so often and ever so casually?

Chinese MP3s

When in doubt on how to find Chinese Pop MP3s to *ehem* pre-test...

Just ask your PRC colleague for info! Ha. They are good for something!

Gurgles

The toilet bowl water in the handicapped toilet (yes I use the handicapped toilet - so sue me) on my floor gurgles.

*Blurb*

I'm waiting for the day something pops up. Haha.

Things I did over the weekend

The stuff I did over the weekend include:

1. Going to a colleague's house for a get-together - it was near the office, bleargh.

2. Scratching my brother's car on my first drive out - thats gonna cost me.

3. Heading to the massive, hot, sweaty, and unfruitful Wing Tai sale - had to fight off aunties and foreign nationals buying for wholesale.

4. Helping my little Pri 5 cousin set up his blog. - Nowadays ah, Pri 5 students also very advanced. Want to set up blog. Ever wondered what ranks as important in the mind of a 11 year old? Read his blog. Haha.

Natalie Portman? Triva - Keira Knightly was Portman's double in Star Wars!

Desire

In a world of never-ending wants and desires,

Do we pause and ask ourselves, what do we really need?

Biatching

I cannot stand "friends" who suddenly out of the blue, having not maintained the friendship, come up and ask you for favours!

Grr...

Pissy mood today.

Kiera Knightley = Natalie Portman? Can anyone tell the difference?

Work

I hate getting scolded. =(

Grr... Not my fault, you dumbass!

Liz

Liz Hurley

Last Night

Dinner with a pair of "couple" friends,

Me obsessing about his new girlfriend, who is a has nice skin tone, svelte racing "legs", good ehem - pipes.

When you stick the key into her, turn it on right... she purrs ever so sweetly, music to my ears.

I want her. But he is not one to share. And neither am I.

Mah, I jealous of your bike!! Haha.

Gandhi

Live as if you'll die tomorrow,

Learn as if you'll live forever.

- Mahatma Gandhi

Kate Beckinsale

Preparation

There is a saying...

"Fail to prepare, Prepare to fail"

I'm a firm believer in this.

W-L-O-S

I'm really cheesed off by some people who are "slower by half a beat" - man ban pai

Kirsten Kreuk

Weekend

Friday night - Stayed at home to watch a movie.

Saturday - Caught a film then stayed at home.

Sunday - Stayed at home then went out for dinner.

I see a trend.

Result: BIG ASS PIN IN BACKSIDE!!!

Mwahaha.

Charlize, South African beauty.

Duh... I'm stumped by the question... *scratches hair like monkey* The most powerful man in the world... is more simbian than we are used to. *sigh*

Innovative Japanese T-shirts!

The same people who voted for Bush.

On Leave

Been on leave for 2 days...

And in-tray is overflowing.

Sucks.

BKK

I've just come back from:

"The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn."

Busy now, a post on that later.

More Bad English

My colleague's name is Vivian. So I'm going to call her mistakes Vivianisms (ala Bushisms).

Anyway, im back from a holiday. New developments. She is speaking in an accent now...

"No prol-brem", she says as she rolls her tongue uncessarily.

*cringe*

Rachel Bilson

Imagination

This post is going to be weird, but read it with an open mind...

Some days, when I've actually gotten enough sleep and wake up alert, my imagination can go pretty wild...

Like today, in the train to work. I've realised that with all the shuffling of the commuters on and off the train, and people tip-toeing, struggling to get a balance on a rocking train, these actions could actually fit pretty nicely into an MTV for M.J's Billie Jean. I was listening to that song in the train this morning... try it! And use your imagination!

Have a good day!

RAGE!

My colleague's English is so bad I want to take up my chair and beat her to death with it!

ARGH!!!

Actually, I'm fighting the urge to turn around and correct her every sentence.

You see, my company has recently hired a telemarketer to find new companies to buy. She is a Malaysian from some kampung town in Ipoh. Diploma graduate some more. But her command of the English language is sooo... bad that although she tries, I can never understand her! And believe me, considering I have met people from Nigeria, India, China and Slovenia, I do make an effort to understand what they are trying to say.

But with her... I give up. She always goes, "umm... whatch i mean is"... and that really drives me up the wall.

And can you imagine she is calling all these SME 500 companies, and talking to their MDs? She sits behind me, and I cringe when she calls them and the first thing she asks is, "I understand that are you the owner of the company?" "The reason I am calling today is to ask you are you want to grow your company?"

Or better still, "You MD is Mr XXX, did he in?"

Tell you, if I was them, I would hang up.

ARGH... I need earplugs!

Tell you ah, when she sends me memos, I'll have to meet her and ask what she is actually intending to say, in Mandarin.

Sigh...

Couch Potato

Its becoming somewhat of a pattern. I have a nap, for at least 1/2 an hour on the office sofa at lunch time everyday. Refreshing!!!

Sarah Jessica Parker

My client wants to bring in the horse shampoo that SJP attributes her lucious locks to. Any takers?