Oktoberfest!!!

Looking forward to a mid-week drink with pork knuckle, sauerkraut, and folk music! Prost!

Moving is such a pain

Not only because you need to pack your life into boxes. But also, moving is back breaking work!

We're hiring movers next time!

Why Children Scare Me.

They are evurl!

The Ugly Truth

Caught this movie over the weekend. It must be one of the best rom-com's i've seen in recent times.

The last one we watched, The Proposal, was too contrived, with the leap from enemies to lovers too abrupt and sudden.

This one had build-up. The look in Gerard Butler's eye, Katerine Heigl's expressions... made you believe that the story was even possible.

A few good scenes, including an electrifying salsa scene sealed it.

Gerard Butler's character said a lot of real truth about men. Women ought to watch this as a documentary (several dozen times) - ha.

All in all. Go watch it.

However, i must admit, throughout the movie, all I could think of whenever Gerard Butler came on screen was....

WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!

He IS one brilliant actor.

P.S> See below for The Real Ugly Truth.

This will give you nightmares

Fleshlight included. Haha.

Had a Good LWE? Hope u didnt drink as much as this kid.

Proof that beer goggles exist.

Happy LWE

Have a dose of fun! =P

Why I'm Staying at Novotel From Now On.

Cos they have excellent service! =)

Don't Get It Wrong

What Happened?

I used to one of those people whose pictures appear in magazines at some party / launch / opening...

And now, I don't recognise anyone in those pictures.

Am am totally out of the scene?

Maybe its a sign of getting older. I don't feel like turning up at these events now.

Have I become uncool? =(

Have a Good Weekend!

And don't forget to take a balanced meal! =)

Diary of a Sex Addict

We caught this film over the week, and I must say, it was one of the better films I've seen. The pace was appropriate, the story was moving and the acting... very good. I highly recommend you to watch it!

I shan't spoil it for you on what the story is about. But do be prepared for gratuitous scenes of naked writhing bodies and some shots of p*nises. =P

We watched it in a cinema of people whom I'm not sure knew what the movie was about entirely. Mistimed laughter at serious scenarios and sniggers at naked bodies... tsk...

Why Having Brudders You Can Trust Is Important!

So they won't let this happen to you!

Getting Ready for the Black Parade

The Indians are coming. Eep. Wish me luck.

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

The kid sure does! =P

Are You Happy?

More Intelligent Witty Insults

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband, I'd give you poisoned tea."
He answered, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Prime Minister Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir", said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

He had delusions of adequacy -Walter Kerr

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -Winston Churchill

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -Clarence Darrow

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it. -Moses Hadas

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -Mark Twain

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. -Oscar Wilde

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one. -George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one. -Winston Churchill, in response.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here. -comedian Kip Adota

He is a self-made man and worships his creator. -John Bright

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. -Irvin S. Cobb

He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -Paul Keating

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. -Charles, Count Talleyrand

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. -Forrest Tucker

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? -Mark Twain

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. -Mae West

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. -Oscar Wilde

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination. -Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. -Billy Wilder

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -Groucho Marx

Why sex is good for you

This site tells u why.

Funny

British English vs. Singaporean English
Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets
for you.
Singaporean: No stock!

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporean: S-kew me..

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporean: No need lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporean: No need shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Singaporean: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Singaporean: Don't want lah.

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err...Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the
issue.
Singaporean: You mad ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporean: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU..
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Singaporean: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Singaporean: Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one lah?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporean: Like that also don't know how to do!