Erratic Weather

First its so hot you can feel a wall of heat the moment you step out of an air-conditioned room. Then its freak-ish squalls that bring down large trees and lamp posts. Then heavy but brief thunderstorms with massive bolts of heat lightning.

What's Happening?

TGIF

You can't keep a man from his beer.

FF4

Watched this last weekend. Technically, its not an amazing movie. There is your usual CGI car races, over-the-top testosterone pumping, way too many close-ups of Vin Diesel trying to look smoldering hot (and he's not) - he is one of the producers.

But all in all, it was mindless entertainment, which was enjoyable and it served to close up the loop of the plots in the previous movies.

However, looking at the ending, looks like we might have another installment! Hope not, cos the franchise has been overdone!

Yummy!

Why Aficans Always Win Marathons

Besides years of natural selection and eugenics from their slave history... this might be another reason!

*Laugh about our differences, because laughter breaks down barriers*

This Cannot Be Explained.

I hate losing

Hence I need to get better at it. Grr...

Random

Don't you wish sometimes, you had the power to do something you want?

Argh 2!!

Instead of opening the file and reading it, my brilliant sales person took the file with all my scathing comments and sent it back to the customer!

Argh!

*facepalm*

Argh!

This person I am dealing with from customer side is called Tan Sok Ling.

So her email comes in with her name.

Argh. =(

Funny

Recession Air-Fresheners (Only in Malaysia)

Yo.

Morning, folks.

Enjoy the LWE!

This is President Barack Obama, by the way... =)

Angles They Did Not Consider

Obvious - Its Good to Be Rich

Hilarious!

1) My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....


2) My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...


3) When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started...


4) I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...


5) A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....


6) I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Tiger for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....


7) My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.

I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....


8) A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....


9) I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....


10) My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

The Worst Regret