Rambling

Something is wrong with me.

As a friend commented during lunch, I'm rambling. Incoherent, Irrelevant, Nonsensical....

Need to find out why. Grr...

Identity Crisis

You know how it is... People zhng their cars all the time, by placing spoilers, decals, or in this case, funny signs.

There is nothing wrong with the picture above.

But on closer inspection...
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Its on a Toyota. "-_-

Identity crisis or does he own a Honda that his partner uses to send the kids around?

Maximise the Bike

Something that caught my eye... Innovative way of loading more stuff onto your motorbike. Looks dangerous though.

Change

When one has to change too much to accommodate your partner... perhaps you were too incompatible in the first place.

An Addictive (and Neverending) Game

Play Never Ending Level

Moving Away from Competition

So I have a friend who is migrating to New Zealand. I asked her why.

She said its to get away from the fast pace of life here which does not allow her to "live like a human", and that she would like to bring up her 2 kids in a place where the kids can experience childhood and the parents don't feel pressured to send them to enrichment classes from the age of 2 onwards.

I agree with her comment somewhat, but can help but think...

In every major city (which Singapore is going to be) life is always fast paced. It breeds success. Similarly, parents send their children to classes to give them a heads up in life (although i agree, this has to be done in moderation). So in moving away, she is looking for another playing field to play in. Or as the title of this post suggests, moving away from the competition.

Well, she says she is only trying out for a few years. But i think, if you intend for your kids to play in this field in the future, then its better to start them playing here now. But who knows what the future holds right?

The Elephant in the Room

Don't you just hate it when communication fails and parties stop talking to one another? This results in problems that will hover around but no one wants to talk about it, and hence it does not get solved.

Its like having an elephant in the room, something that everyone can see, but no one talks about.

Until the proverbial sh*t hits the fan.

By which time, it might be too late to even talk about it.

Communication is so important.

The Geek At Heart

Perhaps its a combination of the sleepless nights, the evenings at home, and watching B3 playing his Wii...

But something got me thinking...

Sure I know how to have fun, enjoy myself at parties, hold my drink, and in general, live life decadently...

But end of the day, I am a geek at heart.

Perhaps its a result of the strict upbringing in a conservative chinese household... or perhaps its just more nature than nurture...

But there is nothing I like more than to sit at home and watch my Anime / Discovery / Nat Geo, read the latest issue of Popular Science or Newsweek and generally do boring "geeky" stuff like driving up and down the KPE to see where the exits are.

I now believe that being a geek is my "base". And I wonder how I should reconcile my 2 halves.

Growing Up

Its going to hurt... but at least I think I'm growing up.

Time Flies

Time really doth fly...

Its almost the end of the year, and the beginning of party season.

Sept birthday bash, Oktoberfest, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Xmas, New Year...

F1 parties this week anyone?

Absolutely Random

I think its a shame that women let themselves go after marriage / they have kids.

But hey, she seems happy.

Yeah yeah, shoot me for being shallow.

House

Thank goodness, House is back on TV. Go catch Season 5 now!

More Hugh Laurie's arrogant greatness. =)

Ache

My back and arm muscles are Wii-lly (really), wii-lly sore from exercise yesterday. =P

Urgh.

A Minor Altercation

Had a minor altercation with a close friend last night arising from some miscommunication (i think) as a result of Jack and Rai's stunning (and loud) performance.

That was settled, with no hard feelings after the incident.

On the drive home, I quietly smiled to myself...

I was pleased that we had reached a deeper level in our friendship. I had always believed that friends must be able to feel comfortable enough to flare at one another occasionally, and take comfort that all will be well the next morning.

A trial by fire so to speak. Friends who bear grudges easily are not worth having, in my book.

We have arrived at another level. =)

I'm pleased. And sorry for any misunderstanding, Mr Lo.

Numbed

Perhaps it was because I was sleepy...

Perhaps it was because I wasn't paying attention...

Perhaps it was because I had the impression it was what it was...

But 2 nights ago, I sneaked a can drink from the fridge. I thought it was Pepsi. Opened it, and finished it. Sugar craving settled, I went to bed.

When I woke up the next morning, imagine my shock horror when I realised it was a can of Sprite! Now either the sugared-fizzy drinks are getting so sweet that tastebuds can't tell one from the other, or it was one of the reasons above.

I think its the former to be honest. Eek. No more sugar drinks for me.

Thought for the Day

This is Hilarious!

Confucius say...

...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam.
...man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts.
...man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off.
...boy who lay girl on hill, not on level.
...man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!
...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed.
...he who smoke pot, choke on handle.
...woman who wear g-string, high on crack!
...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!
...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!
...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!
...man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!
...man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!
...he who masturbate, screw only himself!
...he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!
...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!

Thought for the Day

Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't

10. Nuts! ...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

Thought for the Day

Haha...

Slap me blue and call me Susan!

I just got forwarded an email from an Anji Ng...

Anjing? ("means silence in Mandarin")

Why do people do this to themselves? Haha...

Thought for the Day

Zachary Syndrome

Mary is a middle aged woman. She is in the middle of her sexual prime and yet she still cannot get a date. For some reason men just do not want to go out with her. The only reason she can figure is it must be some hormonal imbalance or something. So she talks to her friends about it and they tell her of a Chinese doctor named Dr. Wong.

Mary takes her friend's advice and goes to see Dr. Wong. While in the office she tells the doctor her problem, and he tells her to strip and bend over grabbing her ankles. Dr.Wong checks her over and tells her, "You have Zachary Syndrome!"

She exclaims, "Oh my God! What does that mean Doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Your ass rook Zachary like you face!"

Thought for the Day

Funny Things

Bronco Style

There were three guys sitting and telling each other the best way they like to have sex. The first guy said, I like to do it sixty-nine. The second guy, said I like to do it doggy-style. The third guy said, well I like to do it bronco style. The two other guys were like what, what the fuck is bronco style. The third guy says, let me tell you what bronco style is, you start out doing it doggy-style then in the middle of doing it you lean down and whisper in her ear, "Your sister likes it this way to, then try and hold on for eight seconds."

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Dumb and Dumber

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were really really dumb. When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was. The boy said, "Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, really dumb blond, and the longer they talked the dumber he got."

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Celebration

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of tequila. The bartender asks, "Why so many buddy?" The man replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job". The bartender says, "Well hell, congratulations, I will give you one on the house for free." The man says, "No thank you, if the first 6 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth one more won't make a difference."

Random Musings

I should not watch anime just before I sleep. Results in weird nightmares...

So last night, in dreamland, together with Marcus and Ben Lee, we were voted together into the House of Commons, and fought akuma together.

Weird.

So freaky that I got jolted out of sleep. Haha...

Smoking Condoms

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: "What's that?"

Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."

Lady 1: "Where did you get it?"

Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore."

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of
age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

Thought of the Day

Random Musings II

Its on days like this I'm glad I'm a man.

Random Musings

If you don't get off your butt and start looking, you'll never find what you are looking for.

Even if you don't know what you are looking for, getting off your butt and poking around may turn up the answer.

- Brandon, 2008

Thought of the Day

Some Women Decide to Play Golf

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the two some teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

The Effect of Ramadan

With Ramadan leading to Hari Raya Puasa... one bad effect is...

That in many of our neighbouring countries where corruption is rife, they are asking for more bribes to let goods through, let vehicles go for speeding etc...

You have been warned.

Pelvic Exam

A woman goes into the gynecologist for her first pelvic exam. Feeling a little uncomfortable, the woman slowly undresses, covers herself with a sheet, and then crawls up onto the examining table. The doctor walks in and orders the woman to put her feet into the stirrups. The woman obeys, and the doctor pulls up a stool and starts the examination. After a few minutes the woman asks, "Is everything OK, doc?" The doctor replies, "God! You have a huge vagina!" The woman, feeling completely humiliated, says, "Well, you didn't have to say it twice!" The doctor looks up and says, "I didn't!"

This is Funny... In a "-_- Way?

881 Redux

Having watched 881 and 12 Lotus, I was inspired to get in touch with my Hokkien roots and decided to get the DVDs and soundtrack CDs so I can listen to it on my drives and perhaps brush up on the language.

But it appeared that perhaps many others had the same idea and the 881 DVD and soundtrack was sold out in all 10 shops I went.

After weeks of searching, I finally found the 881 DVD last night at Sembawang Music!

Now, would anyone tell me where I can get the soundtrack? I only need the mp3s. =P

Small World

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette.

After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said, "I think I'll walk up there and ask those gals to let us play through." He walked out to the fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped, turned around and came back, explaining, " I can't do it. One of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress. Maybe you'd better go talk to them."

The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfway there and, just as his partner had done, stopped, turned around and walked back.

He smiled sheepishly and said, "Small world!"

We Never Know the Difference We May Make