To have knowledge is to be king.
It answers questions, doubts, fears.
Even if it is just gossip...
I have the power!
Monday, July 31, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Nerds Freak Me Out
The clip is about one man's obsession with life-like dolls (aka Japanese Love Dolls). He takes them out, speaks to them (and they apparently talk back)Whats really freaky is that he talks about them as if they were alive - how they welcome him home, etc. Watch it before it gets censored by Youtube. (SFW)
P.S. There are other clips, including one about another man's obsession of Love Dolls (yes, he f*cks them), so much so that he actually has bought an apartment to house all 40 of them. But they are kinda NSFW, so go search for them yourself. =P
P.S. There are other clips, including one about another man's obsession of Love Dolls (yes, he f*cks them), so much so that he actually has bought an apartment to house all 40 of them. But they are kinda NSFW, so go search for them yourself. =P
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Work
1. Work leaves me totally drained by the end of the day. I go home, eat my dinner in silence, flop in front of the tele for half an hour and crawl into bed, preparing for a new day
2. Work makes my blood pressure rise, what with last minute things to do, fulfilling work not done by others
3. Work makes me a more patient person. Working with Chinese nationals, if I wasn’t more patient, they would be lying at the bottom of the ocean by now
4. Work keeps my mind constantly thinking about work, even when I don't want to.
5. Work exposes me to many things that I otherwise would not be exposed to.
6. I think work is making me fat. Irregular meals and longer hours.
7. Work makes me feel constantly irritated
8. Work pays the bills.
Sigh.
2. Work makes my blood pressure rise, what with last minute things to do, fulfilling work not done by others
3. Work makes me a more patient person. Working with Chinese nationals, if I wasn’t more patient, they would be lying at the bottom of the ocean by now
4. Work keeps my mind constantly thinking about work, even when I don't want to.
5. Work exposes me to many things that I otherwise would not be exposed to.
6. I think work is making me fat. Irregular meals and longer hours.
7. Work makes me feel constantly irritated
8. Work pays the bills.
Sigh.
Monday, July 24, 2006
How I spent the weekend which went by too fast.
1. Bummed around a bit on Saturday morning, then took the GF's parents out for dinner.
2. Spent a fun hour reliving old memories - by sharpening a parang.
3. Went to the market with my mom at 6.30 on Sunday. Bought live lobsters!
4. Did my patriotic duty by helping my Dad, the NC vice-chairman, to put up National Day decorations around the estate. Have found new respect for Bangledeshi workers.
5. Watched Pirates.
6. Went to Su's place for a casual dinner thing. Loads of fun, finally met up with some people I haven't seen in a long time.
7. And now its monday. =(
2. Spent a fun hour reliving old memories - by sharpening a parang.
3. Went to the market with my mom at 6.30 on Sunday. Bought live lobsters!
4. Did my patriotic duty by helping my Dad, the NC vice-chairman, to put up National Day decorations around the estate. Have found new respect for Bangledeshi workers.
5. Watched Pirates.
6. Went to Su's place for a casual dinner thing. Loads of fun, finally met up with some people I haven't seen in a long time.
7. And now its monday. =(
Friday, July 21, 2006
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Blond Jokes - To lighten up your day...
THE MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think
is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says
"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can
I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She
pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and
screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your
finger is broken."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned
on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said
the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science
&Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond.
"They're watch dogs!"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think
is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says
"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can
I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She
pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and
screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your
finger is broken."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned
on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said
the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science
&Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like
that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond.
"They're watch dogs!"
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Smells Fishy
As you may know, I posted a handphone for sale on Yahoo auctions. A shortwhile later, I recieved this mail. Tell me, does this smell like a scam? She is offering me almost twice my reserve price. Too good to be true?
Haha.
Hello.Haha.
thanks for the mail
I am iterested in the Nokia 6708 mobile phone and i will be offerign you SG$1100 for the item Including the SHipping fee via EMS SPEEDPOST Courier as i will be sending the item over to m kids in West Africa as stated in m recent mail on Yahoo Homepage.
So in the meantime i will be sending you the pament for the item via Escrow Onlie Pament and in the meantime i will love to tell you more on how escrow online npayment works.
First and foremost, Escrow Online Payment works when you send me your name and address, and when i send the money, you will be notify by ( ESCROW PAYMENT SERVICE ) that i paid for the item, after a shortwhile you will receive another notificatio n (approval/confirmation mail) means the money i paid for has been sent out to the address you send to me. Please do not hesitate to let me know as soon as you receive the approval/confirmation mail from ECSROW PAYMENT SERVICE that the money has been sent out to you, so that i can send you my son shipping information so as for you to go and drop ship the item at your near by EMS SPEEDPOST COURIER location as soon as posible
So send me the following in order for mt to make the payment asap.
Name
Addrres
City
State
Zipcode
Country
Get back to me with the above information so as for me to make the payment as soon as possible
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Friday, July 14, 2006
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Stuff
1. My Boss must have something against me. All the ones I've liked, have left. Its a conspiracy I tell you.
2. My mom fell at work and fractured her wrist. Its a big deal for her cos she is hyperactive and uses her hands all the time. Cast will prob be on for 4 weeks. =(
3. I'm sleepy. PS2 and my baby brother being back, with new games is not a good thing. =P
4. Boss wants me to manage people. I want to leave. How?
5. Boss wants to be my friend. Thinks he can trust me. Says he likes my company. I don't like him and can't stand the sound of his voice. How?
6. If you are working in my office and are reading this. Please let me know. Don't worry, you won't be found at the bottom of the Singapore River.
2. My mom fell at work and fractured her wrist. Its a big deal for her cos she is hyperactive and uses her hands all the time. Cast will prob be on for 4 weeks. =(
3. I'm sleepy. PS2 and my baby brother being back, with new games is not a good thing. =P
4. Boss wants me to manage people. I want to leave. How?
5. Boss wants to be my friend. Thinks he can trust me. Says he likes my company. I don't like him and can't stand the sound of his voice. How?
6. If you are working in my office and are reading this. Please let me know. Don't worry, you won't be found at the bottom of the Singapore River.
Truth
| Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 72% |
 Your job is a total bummer, and probably the worst job you've ever had. Your co-workers stink. Your boss is a jerk. And your company is probably in trouble. Think about finding a new job quickly, even if it's just a not-so-great transition job. You've got to get out of there as quickly as you can! |
Creative
Someone should tell the Gahmen, that this is actually what we call being "creative". The person who did these has a good eye, and imagination... and prob a lot of time on his hands.
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Heartening...
Was in JB over the weekend. Grocery shopping with the folks.
As usual, it was mad crowded, with lots of screaming children, rude adults and traffic jams.
But as I browsed in the aisles, looking for my favourite brand of instant coffee, I heard childish shrieks... I looked around with a frown that quickly dissapated when the reason for the ruckus caught my eye.
A boy, no more than 14, wheeling his Down's brother around on the latter's wheelchair. His brother had that look of angelic innocence, and was shrieking to express his glee - perhaps the only way he knew how.
I wanted to freeze that moment in time - it was love personified. But alas, the camera was in the car.
As usual, it was mad crowded, with lots of screaming children, rude adults and traffic jams.
But as I browsed in the aisles, looking for my favourite brand of instant coffee, I heard childish shrieks... I looked around with a frown that quickly dissapated when the reason for the ruckus caught my eye.
A boy, no more than 14, wheeling his Down's brother around on the latter's wheelchair. His brother had that look of angelic innocence, and was shrieking to express his glee - perhaps the only way he knew how.
I wanted to freeze that moment in time - it was love personified. But alas, the camera was in the car.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Friday, July 07, 2006
Police Cars from Around the World
America - Corvette
Japan - Nissan Skyline
Germany - Audi TT
Italy - Lamborghini Gallardo
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Indonesia - LorryNow, what does that tell you about the average speed of vehicles in Indonesia?
Stuff
I must have been quite hungry/tired/stressed/disturbed last night. Might have been dreaming of something... but what I did was to chomp down hard on my tongue. I woke up screaming in pain only to fall asleep 2 seconds later.
This morning my tongue is swollen and it hurts. =(
But anyway, its the weekend... Yippee!
Oh, and my little brother is back from the UK for his summer break. =)
This morning my tongue is swollen and it hurts. =(
But anyway, its the weekend... Yippee!
Oh, and my little brother is back from the UK for his summer break. =)
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
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