Trampled. Hammered. Flattened. me.

Shit has hit the fan. Sigh... Ask me about it if you are interested. Its about the office, and hance not safe to blog about it in detail.

Sleep related funny.

I need my bed. Sigh.

I'm tired. Tired of this rat race, tired of having to keep up. Tired of having to wake up in the mornings. Just tired. Sigh.

Humor for a Wednesday. 

Vampy - I like... =P 

I do not expect this to be a good day. Sigh. Kelly Hu. Hawaiian Goddess.  

Soup

Soup for me?

Fancy dress indeed. Match made in heaven. Heh. 

Shock Horror. Mutation arising from blue balls. Humor to lighten up an otherwise dreary work day.  

Montmarte

A path I've walked down before. A path I will be walking down alone.

I am sorry.

Murmurs

Overheard at a Party last weekend...

A: Hey, are we the only gay people here?

B: Yeah, but most of them are quite ambigious when they are drunk.

Haha... True.

Love in the Lourve... 

Condolezza Rice did have sex with Bush!

Did you even notice the brand? Do you know what she's doing? Heh.

Eye-catching, no? So what's the brand? Oh, these are spoof's though, no way related to Puma.

I just love Russian ads.  

Nosebleed.  

Whore

One down-side to having acquaintances from all levels of society is that sometime or another you'd bound to get interesting phone calls.

Today, this person I met twice to discuss a potential business deal called me up (in the capacity that I'd studied lor) and asked me what redress can he get for a prostitute cheating him money. Nabeh, I've got better things to do in life. If you want to know the full story, call me. Its too bloody stupid to type it out. Ha.

Ask and you shall recieve. Misha Barton in the only role we know her best. From the OC.  

Bilson

Rachel Bilson from the OC.

Simple math equation.

Stress level higher = More random pics of beautiful women on the blog. Heh.

Why?

Why? Why are people like that?

Sigh.

P.S. Intelligent design is the conservative's comeback answer to Darwinism and evolution

Tyra Banks

Tyra Banks really got balls. Read what she did, here.

Jennifer Garner

Nice abs, bad choice of boyfriend. I'm not a big fan of the show, cos I think the plots are contrived. But nonetheless, she's worth a watch, eh?

Condolences

My Heartfelt Condolences. I know what you must be going through.

Twins

Two for one. I know, don't start giving me shit about how teeny booper they are. I know its all the wonders of make-up too.

Diva beaut.  

Strength in Adversity

I was inspired to write this post cos I pass that place to work every morning...

I've never told anyone this, but I try to avoid shopping at the Cold Storage in Holland Vee. Why? Well, its cos I have an ex-classmate who is working there as a cashier/stockist.

He is tall, and was well-built. In fact, he was so crazy about keeping toned that he would spend recess working out. He might not have been really intelligent, but I liked his mother, who is a teacher in NJC. He speaks perfect English, and can be quite fun to hang around with.

He had a whole future in front of him, but now, he seems just really satisfied to be working there. I've lost touch with him for a few years now, but 3 years ago, when I was still a student, I had entered into the supermarket and he called out to me. We had a quick chat before I had to run off for a party with the bottle of wine I had bought.

I mean, he was not the most 'normal' of people, and always seemed to be out of sorts. Sometimes, I spy him talking to himself.

Its sad how certain members of our society are crippled by mental instability, fear of the world out there and the lack of confidence in what they can do with their lives.

A friend was relating to me a story of her friend, who know just sits at home with her cats after certain set-backs in life. She is 23.

Then you see people who grab life by the nuts. Who take adversity in their stride. Like the blind buskers who sing for pennies. Like the old ladies who go around collecting cardboard and aluminium cans.

And then there is that kid who sits in the Scotts underpass, all of 24, begging for money. I sometimes resist the urge to take a roll of 5 cent coins and flick it at him, hard, one by one.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Be strong.

Monday - and a new obsession. Christy Chung. 

Translations

A friend sent me a series of these pictures of bad Chinese-English translations. I know how this translations happened. Someone used a Taiwanese colloqualism translator.

The Simple Things

Apparently, a good example of process control. Put a 'target' in a urinal and it improves 'accuracy' by 80%. I think Dutch men just need new glasses.

Dumb

There is no hope for the human race.